CATHOLIC COFFEE

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>>               Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
>>              The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
>>               The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
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>>              The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
>>              The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
>>              Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
>>              She proudly replies, "I have a daughter;  slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips.   When she walks into a room people say...
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>>                            "Oh My God!!....."