Fast Plane

A gentleman was at the Atlanta airport and wanted to purchase a ticket to Dallas,Texas. Now, he did not think about the time zones. He asked the lady when the flight would leave, she said at 12:00 noon Then he asked when the plane landed, she said 12:00 noon. He walked off and went to the bar. About a half an hour later he returned to the ticket counter. He said to the lady attendent, now let get this right. The plane leaves at 12 noon and arrives at 12 noon. She said that was correct and asked him if he wanted a ticket. He said NO, but he did want to see that S.O.B. take off.