I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of
this joke.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady
in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for
dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the
teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today
I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian
lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
Dangers all around us
This just goes to show you we can't possibly live long enough to learn everything there is to know...... I just learned something else. I did not know this . . . . .
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends!
Drinking and Driving
As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities on our way home in the past.
Well, I for one have done something about it.
The other night I was out for a dinner
and a few drinks - and having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted,
I did something I’ve never done before. I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise,
since I have never driven a bus before.
Warn all your Friends
This just goes to show you we can't possibly live long enough to learn everything there is to know...... I just learned something else. I did not know this . . . . .
When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends!
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