Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about. 
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and 
exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I 
just turned sixty-something.) 

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do 
you think I'll live to be 80?' 

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs? 
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very 
unhealthy!' 
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, 
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 
'No, I don't,' I said. 
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a Lots of sex?' 
'No,' I said... 
He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit? 
 

 

 


 

 

 

Israeli soldiers dancing - Kesha TiK ToK in Hebron! (Rock the Casbah)

I hate Morning people

Fake Women

Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
local shopping center and rolled
Down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.



She was stretched full-out on the back seat
And I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there.

I walked to the curb backward,
Pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'

'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
Gave me a strange look and said,


'Why don't you just put it in Park?

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

>>
>> 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
>>
>> 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
>>
>> 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
>>
>> 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
>>
>> 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.
>>
>> 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
>>
>> 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
>>
>> 8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
>>
>> 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
>>
>> 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
>>
>> 11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
>>
>> 12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
>>
>> You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
>>
>> This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
>>
>> To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,
>>
>> It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:
>>
>> a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
>>
>> b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
>>
>> c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
>>
>> d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
>>
>> e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
>>
>> f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
>>
>> g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
>>
>> You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
>>
>> AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??
>>
>> Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
>>
>>
>>
>>

SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

　
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
　
　
　
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !!!
A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,
FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
　
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
PLEASE KEEP !!! THIS GOING......FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!

GETTING OLD IN LOVE TOGETHER

>
>>>>
>>>>>An elderly lady was invited to an old friends home for dinner one
>evening.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to
>her
>>>>>>husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling,
>Sweetheart, etc.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were
>still very
>>>>>>much in love.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over
>to her
>>>>>>hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years,
>you still
>>>>>>call your husband all those loving names'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she
>said, 'his
>>>>>>name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to
>ask the
>>>>>>cranky old goat what his name is.'

Signs on bath room walls

Friends don't let friends
Take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE




Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC








If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC










Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO










No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC






At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ






=0 A
It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ







Make love, not war.
Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT






If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .






If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC






Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ






You're too good for him..
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA





No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA






~and perhaps the most realistic one ~



A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

0A

Getting old in FL

Getting Old in Florida

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'
**********************************************************
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in a retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.
**********************************************************
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?' He replies, 'I lived here years ago.' 'So, where were you all these years?' 'In prison,' he says. 'Why did they put you in prison?' He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.' 'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single....?!'
**********************************************************
Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers , he was a widower, she a widow, they had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 'Will you marry me?' After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered 'Yes.. Yes, I will!' The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places.. Next morning, he was troubled. 'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?' He couldn't remember. Try as he might, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.. As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 'When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ' Yes' or did you say 'No'?' He was delighted to hear her say, 'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'and I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
A little old man shuffled slowly into the 'Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlor in Naples , and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids .

Saskatchewan farmer and his wife had just got married and found
a nice hotel for their wedding night. The farmer approached the
front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with
a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The farmer reflected on this for a moment and then replied,




"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she
gets used to it."

Clint on wedding bells

Yesterday afternoon, while helping Chelsea put on her gown,
Hillary asked, "So, have you had sex with Marc yet?"
Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad"

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?

Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress.'

The interview ended.

'I Hope You Dance... '

This was written by an 83-year-old woman to her friend.
*The last line says it all. *

Dear Bertha,

I'm reading more and dusting less. I'm sitting in the yard and admiring the view without fussing about the weeds in the garden. I'm spending more time with my family and friends and less time working.

Whenever possible, life should be a pattern of experiences to savor, not to endure. I'm trying to recognize these moments now and cherish them.

I'm not "saving" anything; we use our good china and crystal for every special event such as losing a pound, getting the sink unstopped, or the first Amaryllis blossom.

I wear my good blazer to the market. My theory is if I look prosperous, I can shell out $28.49 for one small bag of groceries. I'm not saving my good perfume for special parties, but wearing it for clerks in the hardware store and tellers at the bank.

"Someday" and "one of these days" are losing their grip on my vocabulary. If it's worth seeing or hearing or doing, I want to see and hear and do it now

I'm not sure what others would've done had they known they wouldn't be here for the tomorrow that we all take for granted. I think they would have called family members and a few close friends. They might have called a few former friends to apologize and mend fences for past squabbles. I like to think they would have gone out for a Chinese dinner or for whatever their favorite food was.

I'm guessing; I'll never know.

It's those little things left undone that would make me angry if I knew my hours were limited. Angry because I hadn't written certain letters that I intended to write one of these days. Angry and sorry that I didn't tell my husband and parents often enough how much I truly love them. I'm trying very hard not to put off, hold back, or save anything that would add laughter and luster to our lives. And every morning when I open my eyes, tell myself that it is special.

Every day, every minute, every breath truly is a gift from God.

If you received this, it is because someone cares for you. If you're too busy to take the few minutes that it takes right now to forward this, would it be the first time you didn't do the little thing that would make a difference in your relationships? I can tell you it certainly won't be the last.

Take a few minutes to send this to a few people you care about, just to let them know that you're thinking of them.

"People say true friends must always hold hands, but true friends don't need to hold hands because they know the other hand will always be there."
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car which said:
> >
> > 'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
> >
> > A policeman, seeing the sign,
> > Stopped them and told them
> > They'd either have to remove the sign
> > Or go to jail.
> >
> > Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
> > 'JESUS SAVES.'
> >
> > One of the girls asked the officer,
> > 'How come you don't stop them?!'
> >
> > 'Well, that's a little different,'
> > The officer smiled
> > 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
> >
> > So the two ladies of the night frowned
> > As they took their sign down and drove off.
> >
> > The following day found the same police officer
> > In the area when he noticed the two ladies
> > Driving around with a large sign on their car again.
> >
> > Figuring he had an easy arrest,
> > He began to catch up with them
> > When he noticed the new sign which now read:
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Two Fallen Angels
> > Seeking Peter -- $50
> >
> >

The dangers of senior bus trips

A senior citizens' group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Tampa , Florida to

Council Bluffs, IA.

As they entered Iowa , an eldery woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!'

The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too..

The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and pulls into the first rest area.

When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

'Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?' says the bus driver.

'I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it it runs away!'

Mind Game

2% or 98%



This is strange...can you figure it out?



Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?



Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!



Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.



There's no trick or surprise.



Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can!


Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them .... really.







Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).
















Think of a number from 1 to 10







































Multiply that number by 9

















































If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together














































Now subtract 5

















































Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with



(example: 1=a, 2=B, 3=c,etc.)















































Think of a country that starts with that letter












































Remember the last letter of the name of that country




















































Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter


















































Remember the last letter in the name of that animal

















































Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter


















































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange ?








I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among t he 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise. Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to others.. Forward it to people you know so they can find out if they are usual or unusual.

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment, has the intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'


The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house.

I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98...

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.

Gee, Officer, I had it on cruise control

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'



The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '



Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'



As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,

'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'



The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'



As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,

'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'



The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.

That's an automatic $75 fine.'



The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'



The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'



And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'W ILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'



The officer looks over at the woman and asks,'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'





'Only when he's been drinking.!!

From Drop Box

I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker Nan ,
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'.
I do not like this spending spree---
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it. nope, nope, nope!
Go green - recycle Congress in 2010!

From Drop Box

From Drop Box

Blonde works for highway department

>> A road crew supervisor hired a  nice-looking blonde woman to assist with
>> painting the yellow line down the  middle of the  road. He was skeptical about
>> hiring her, but she appeared  enthusiastic and told him that she really
>> needed the job. He explained to her  that her work day would be to complete 2
>> miles of line on her road, and he set  her up with her brushes and paint and
>> got her started.
>> After the first day,  he was pleased to find that she did an excellent job
>> and was able to paint 4  miles of road in her 8 hour shift. He told her that
>> she did an excellent job  and how pleased he was with her progress.
>> On the second day, she completed  painting 2 miles of road. Her supervisor
>> was surprised that on day one she had  completed twice as much work, but did
>> not say anything, as 2 miles of road was  the amount that the job required
>> anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to  look forward to the next day
>> when he was sure she would pick up her speed  again.
>> On day 3 he was shocked to learn that in her 8 hour shift, she only
>> completed painting 1 mile of road. He called her into his office and asked her
>> what was the problem, "On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on
>> your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to
>> complete 1 mile of road." "Can I ask you, what is the problem?"
>> "Well, she  replied, I keep getting farther and farther from the paint can."
>>

CATHOLIC COFFEE

>>            
>>               Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
>>              The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
>>               The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
>>
>>              The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
>>              The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
>>              Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
>>              She proudly replies, "I have a daughter;  slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist, 34" hips.   When she walks into a room people say...
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>                            "Oh My God!!....."

Building permit

>>>I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
>>>
>>>It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at
>>>various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside
>>>entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I
>>>was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
>>>
>>>The City Council told me to go to hell.
>>>
>>>So I sent in the application again; but this time I called it a Mosque.
>>>
>>>Work starts on Monday...
>>>
>>>
>>>

Potentially and Realistically:

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ";Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would. We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University."

The boy then went to his sister and asked,"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know what a million Bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

"potentially" and "realistically"?

The boy replied, "Yes; "Potentially", you and I are sitting on Three million dollars.

"Realistically", we're just living with two hookers and a queer.