The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is alter cat.
8. This is kakker cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...
Biggest turn on for guys!
Men all over the country are urging their wives
and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure.
The going rate now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.
Men all over the country are urging their wives
and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure.
The going rate now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
ITALIAN GRANDMA's ADVICE!!!!
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'
Nonna fainted!!
Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat.
He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda.
But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure.
Doing thata willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
'And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!'
Nonna fainted!!
Italian Nursing Home
An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.
After a few weeks in the Italian facility,
they came to visit Grandpa.
"How do you like it here ?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so
courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that
this was the wrong place for you. You know,
since you are a little different from everyone"
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents," Abdullah says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!
There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth
for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor!
and me…
I haven't had sex for 35 years and
they still call me The F-- king Arab. "
After a few weeks in the Italian facility,
they came to visit Grandpa.
"How do you like it here ?" asks the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so
courteous and respectful," says grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that
this was the wrong place for you. You know,
since you are a little different from everyone"
"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents," Abdullah says with a big smile.
"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro!
There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!
There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth
for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor!
and me…
I haven't had sex for 35 years and
they still call me The F-- king Arab. "
Thursday, June 2, 2011
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