WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Italian Nursing Home

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Italian home.


After a few weeks in the Italian facility,
they came to visit Grandpa.


"How do you like it here ?" asks the grandson.


"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so
courteous and respectful," says grandpa.


"We're so happy for you. We were worried that
this was the wrong place for you. You know,
since you are a little different from everyone"


"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents," Abdullah says with a big smile.


"There's a musician here - he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro!


There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor!


There's a dentist here 90 years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth
for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor!


and me…


I haven't had sex for 35 years and
they still call me The F-- king Arab. "

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