Phone Call

George Bush, Queen  Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to  hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and  ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells  them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin  asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.

When he is finished the devil informs him  that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.

When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars,

so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he  is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush

got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."