New Bride

  Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same...
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> A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride  called her mother immediately.
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> "Well," said her mother,"how was the honeymoon?"
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> "Oh Mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...... Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language - things I'd never heard before!!  I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! PLEASE MAMA!"
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> "Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
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> "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
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> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" 
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> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: save, dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
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> "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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