Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

 

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?

 

A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When  done, you have a place to live.

 

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the
bible... Is that true?  Where is it?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt ..."

Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?  

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?

 

A: Take off your glasses.

 

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

 

 A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..

 

 Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?

 

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

 

 

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

 

 A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.

 

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

 

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

 

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

 

 A: On their foreheads.

 

 Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year
olds when they enter antique stores?

 

 

A: "Gosh, I remember all these!"

 

SMILE, You've still got your
sense of humor, RIGHT?