Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

This is straight forward country thinking...................................
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> >            1.    You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
> >            You may be a Muslim
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> >            2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
> >                You may be a Muslim
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> >            3. You have more wives than teeth.
> >                You may be a Muslim
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> >            4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
> >                You may be a Muslim
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> >            5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
> >                  You may be a Muslim
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> >            6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
> >                You may be a Muslim
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> >            7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
> >                  You may be a Muslim
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> >            8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
> >                You may be a Muslim
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> >            9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
> >                  You may be a Muslim
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> >            10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
> >                  You may be a Muslim
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> >            11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
> >                  You may be a Muslim\\