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> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class.
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> One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
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> 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
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> When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
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> 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
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> The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class.
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> A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
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> But Susie didn't s tir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
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> 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
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> And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.
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> The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
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> Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
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> The nun fainted.
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