> Kidnapping

> A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .  Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
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> The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"
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> "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O' Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
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> The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
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> "About a gallon."
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