Would you remarry ?

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> A husband and wife are sitting  quietly in bed reading
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> WIFE:  "What would you do if I died?    Would you get married again?"
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> HUSBAND: "Definitely  not!"
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> WIFE: "Why not?  Don't you like being married?"
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> HUSBAND:  "Of course I  do.."
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> WIFE:  "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
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> HUSBAND:  "Okay,  okay, I'd get married again."
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> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
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> HUSBAND:  (makes  audible groan)
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> WIFE:  "Would you live in our house?"
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> HUSBAND:  "Sure,  it's a great house."
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> WIFE:    "Would you sleep with her in our  bed?"
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> HUSBAND: "Where else would  we sleep?"
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> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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> HUSBAND:  "Probably, it is almost new."
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> WIFE:  "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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> HUSBAND: "That would  seem like the proper thing to do."
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> WIFE:  "Would you give her my jewelry?"
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> HUSBAND:  "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
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> WIFE:  "Would you take her golfing with you?
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> HUSBAND: "Yes, those  are always good times."
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> WIFE:    "Would she use my clubs?
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> HUSBAND:  "No,  she's left-handed."
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> WIFE:    -- silence --
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> HUSBAND:  "crap."
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