Blind Bunny

> One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over
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> "Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but
> I'm blind and can't see."
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> "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my
> fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you
> coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
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> "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen
> myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
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> So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and
> cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear
> twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
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> The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of
> animal are you?"
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> The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to
> examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, "Well, what
> kind of an animal am I?"
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> The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're cold, you're
> slippery, and you haven't got any balls.... You must be a politician."