I went fishing last summer but after a short time I ran out of plastic worms. Then,
out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
"Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him
right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake
without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I
released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the
frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with
two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South
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