WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Friday, April 29, 2011

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I  cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this  week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber  went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you'  card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later,  a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,  the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm  doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the  shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was  a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his  door.

Then a Member of Congress came in for a  haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again  replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community  service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very  happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to  open up, there were a dozen other Members of  Congress lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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