Saskatchewan farmer and his wife had just got married and found
a nice hotel for their wedding night. The farmer approached the
front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with
a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The farmer reflected on this for a moment and then replied,




"Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she
gets used to it."