Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car which said:
> >
> > 'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
> >
> > A policeman, seeing the sign,
> > Stopped them and told them
> > They'd either have to remove the sign
> > Or go to jail.
> >
> > Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
> > 'JESUS SAVES.'
> >
> > One of the girls asked the officer,
> > 'How come you don't stop them?!'
> >
> > 'Well, that's a little different,'
> > The officer smiled
> > 'Their sign pertains to religion.'
> >
> > So the two ladies of the night frowned
> > As they took their sign down and drove off.
> >
> > The following day found the same police officer
> > In the area when he noticed the two ladies
> > Driving around with a large sign on their car again.
> >
> > Figuring he had an easy arrest,
> > He began to catch up with them
> > When he noticed the new sign which now read:
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Two Fallen Angels
> > Seeking Peter -- $50
> >
> >