Building permit

>>>I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
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>>>It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at
>>>various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside
>>>entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars and I
>>>was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
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>>>The City Council told me to go to hell.
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>>>So I sent in the application again; but this time I called it a Mosque.
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>>>Work starts on Monday...
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