WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

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>> 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.
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>> 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!
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>> 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.
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>> 4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart combined.
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>> 5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most speak English.
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>> 6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.
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>> 7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.
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>> 8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.
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>> 9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.
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>> 10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.
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>> 11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)
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>> 12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.
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>> You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.
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>> This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!
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>> To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,
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>> It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:
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>> a.. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.
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>> b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke.
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>> c.. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke.
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>> d.. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more.
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>> e.. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke.
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>> f.. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke.
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>> g.. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.
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>> You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
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>> AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??
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>> Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
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