Billy Bob and Cletus

> Billy Bob at it again
>
> Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day
> when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob
> doing a slow and sensual striptease  in front of
> an old green John Deere.
>
> Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette,
> and gently slides off first the right strap of his
> overalls, followed by the left.
>
> He then hunches his  shoulders forward and in a
> classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down
> to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
>
> Then, grabbing  both sides of his shirt, he rips it
> apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath.
> With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
> his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile
> of hay.
>
> Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,
> *"What the heck are you doing,  Billy Bob?"
>
>  "Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of
> me,"*  says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
>
> *"But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately
> in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist
> suggested I do*
> * 'something sexy to  a tractor'.