Did you hear about the Carolina linebacker who stole a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: How does a Gamecock usually count to 10?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, .....
Did you hear David Havird went hunting and ran across a
beautiful, naked woman in the woods. He asked "Are y'all game?"
She smiled seductively and nodded yes. So he shot her.
Hear about the Carolina fan who lost $50 on the football game?
He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
Q: What's the last thing a Carolina stripper takes off?
A: Her bowling shoes.
Q: What did the Clemson grad say to the Carolina grad?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
The Carolina football team can do almost everything with the ball except sign it.
Q: How does a Carolina girl turn on the lights after having sex?
A: She opens the car door.
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