WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Solution to Airport Scanners

 
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners
at the airports:
 
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that
will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may
have hidden on or in your body.  

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. 
This would be a win-win for everyone.
There would be no racial profiling and the device would
eliminate long and expensive trials......... 

This is so simple, it's brilliant!!!! 

I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you
hear a muffled explosion.  
Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available
on flight number...

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