A Cowboy walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."
> The man grabs the doc's arm, "No way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!"
> So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."
> The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."
> So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill."
> The man asks "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra."
> The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.
> "No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth"
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