The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style

>               Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig,

the stick pig and the brick pig.

>

>               One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and

said,

>                'I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down.' And he did

!!!

>

>               So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and

said, 'Please let me in,

>                the wolf just blew down my house.' So the stick Pig let the

straw pig in.

>

>               Just then the wolf showed up and said, 'I'm gonna huff and puff


and

>                blow your house down.' And he did !!!

>

>               So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the

brick pig's house and said,

>                'Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses

down!'

>

>               So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The

wolf said, 'I'm gonna huff

>                and puff and blow your house down.' The straw pig and the stick

pig were so scared!

>               But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.

>

>

>               A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up.

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>               Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.

These pigs come over to the wolf,

>               grab him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him. Then

one of them pulled out a gun, stuck

>      
      it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf. Then they tied

cement blocks around his feet threw his

>               sorry ass into the creek and got back into their Caddy and drove

off.

>

>               The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! 'Who the hell were

those guys?' they asked.

>

>

>               'Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs.