> The Trooper's Nightstick!

> Two men are driving through Georgia when they get pulled over by a State Trooper.
> The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK! The cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
> "What the hell was that for," the driver asks.
> "You're in Georgia, Boy," the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
> "I'm sorry, Officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
> The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the guy his license back.
> The trooper THEN walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
> The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK! The trooper smacks HIM on the head with the nightstick.
> "What'd you do that for," the passenger asks.
> "Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
> "Making WHAT wish come true," the passenger asks.
> "Because I know that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!'"
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