WE DON'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD,
WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING

Sunday, February 13, 2011

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS > BITCH

> Jennifer's
> wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen
>
>
>
> her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
 
>     
> Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the

> best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
>
>
    
> A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's

> new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
>
>
    
> Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she
 
> refused.  ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this
> dress,
>

> and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.
>
     
> Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind

> sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''
>
     
> A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another
>

> gorgeous dress for her mother.
>
       
> When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't

> you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
 
> occasion where you could wear it."
>
      
> Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....
>
>
> I'm
> wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''
>
>

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